[Yeah whatever dude, close enough! Having thoroughly assessed the entryway and deemed it officially fucking creepy, Dave turns his attention back to... Jean-Pierre, apparently. Wait that's not Italian—]

Sure is. Definitely never had anything like this happen before. [He pats himself down, as if looking for something. All he finds is a flashlight, which he immediately tests for batteries, potentially blinding Jean-Pierre in the process.]

Just checking, but you don't remember how you got here either, right?